You Were Arrested For What?

I had to steal this from Sammi, well because it's down right HIGH-larious! As you know, every state has laws we have to follow. Don't speed, don't kill your neighbor, you know the common sense stuff. But what about the ever so important stuff we don't hear about. Here are some of the dumbest laws in Florida.

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (I don't have to worry, we are done having kids)

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (Glad I just got to FL!)

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. (Again, glad I just got to FL, ROFL!)

It is illegal to sell your children. (Even on eBay?)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer,
as can the salon owner. (LOL, What?)

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Where would they place the parking ticket?)

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Once again, I'm glad we just got to FL! LOL j/k, he only wears those at home.)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Hey! I have 3 kids...shaving every day isn't an option!)

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (Yeeaaa...I don't think so.)

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (OOps!)

It is considered an offense to shower naked. (???)

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. (I'm callin' the feds on Rich!)

Oral sex is illegal. (I knew there was a reason I didn't do it!)

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (LMFAO!)

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. (As it should be! If only Scott Peterson had stolen a horse instead of just killing his pregnant wife!)

To find stupid laws in your state just check out http://www.dumblaws.com/ and make sure you post them so I can read all about it!!!

We Are Home Owners!!

We closed on our house today. It was a long 1 hour of signing tons of paperwork. The kids did really well considering there was nothing to do for them. I'm so glad it's over with. Now we have a beautiful home and no stuff to put in it, haha. That stuff comes on Tuesday. Wednesday I go for my Florida drivers license. Here are a few pics of the house.

View from eating area.

Justyn & Jacob's room

Formal dining & Josslyn's room

Kids' Bathroom

Living Room

Rich in our HUGE bathroom!

Rich in our shower.

Fay Fay Go Away!!!

I can't believe this is my last Tuesday in Maryland. The movers will be here tomorrow to start packing our stuff. Thursday they load it and leave. We will either leave Thursday or Friday. Just in time to start driving right into Fay. Oh, you live under a rock and don't know who Fay is? Well then...let me introduce you to Fay.

She is the fierce tropical storm headed straight for Florida. She's going to hit Riverview where my beautiful, perfect, home is. OY! Then she's going to go up the east coast. So that we will get to drive directly through that crap. FUN!

Anyway, that's what's going on. Just been busy, busy, busy, trying to get everything done so we can get out of here. I am going to try to take as many pics and video on our trip and update my blog as much as possible. We lose our internet and TV tomorrow. BOOOO! Ok gotta go Josslyn is hungry.

Home Owners!!!

Well we put an offer on another house yesterday and they ACCEPTED!!! This house is BEAUTIFUL. I am so excited to finally be a home owner. We are closing on the house August 29th. That is in 28 days...OMG! Here are some pictures of it.

Front of the House

Entry way and to the left is Josslyn's room. She has double doors.

Gorgeous Rotunda

View into the kitchen from Family room.

THE KITCHEN!!!

Our Bathroom.

I love it!!!

REVAMP AND UPDATE

Well I had started this blog to journey though my last pregnancy but that didn't really go as planned. So here I am starting over. Everything else in our life is going to be starting a new, why not my blog.

Well in June we had our baby girl. Josslyn Faith was born at 12:51am on June 19th. The labor and delivery were a dream. I couldn't have asked for a better finale to my baby havin' days! She weighed in at a hefty 9lbs and was 19.5" long. We are nursing and it's going great. It would be better if she didn't do it so much, haha.

The boys are doing as well as can be expected. Jacob is having a little jealousy issues, and Justyn can't seem to listen to a single thing I say. What can ya do? Go CRAZY! That's exactly what I'm doing!!!

We are getting ready to move to sunny Tampa, Florida. YAY for getting out of Maryland. BOO to leaving all the fantastic friends I've made here. I wish I could stuff them all in my suitcase and bring them along.

We are in the midst of trying to find a place to live. OY VEY! Can we say frustrating?!?! We wanted to buy down there but the market is so horrible that EVERYTHING we can afford is on short sale. For those who are unfamiliar with short sales...it's when a home owner is getting ready to foreclose on their house. So they ask the bank if they can sell the house at a fraction of what they owe them. Well that sounded great until we found out it takes FOREVER to close on a house like that. So then we thought about renting a house. Rent is dirt cheap down there b/c the market being so bad. Well EVERYTHING is like 30-40 minutes from the base. WTF! So then we decided maybe living on base was the best. Yea...no...HUGE waiting list with no end in sight. So...here we are trying to find a house big enough that isn't 40 minutes away that we can rent. We have less than 1 month to move and no house to move to. Justyn starts school in less than a month and we haven't been able to register him down there because we have no house. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Anyway, that's all for now. Time to bathe my kids and feed my piggy girl.