I Lurve Sheldon

One of my faaaaaavorite shows is The Big Bang Theory. If you don't watch this show, YOU SHOULD! If you don't know anything about this HIGH-LARIOUS show, lemme bring you up to date.

"Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists, the kind of "beautiful minds" that understand how the universe works. But none of that genius helps them interact with people, especially women. All this begins to change when a free-spirited beauty named Penny moves in next door. Sheldon, Leonard's roommate, is quite content spending his nights playing Klingon Boggle with their socially dysfunctional friends, fellow CalTech scientists Wolowitz and Koothrappali. However, Leonard sees in Penny a whole new universe of possibilities... including love."

With that said, last weeks episode was frackin' funny and I had to share the hilarity with you!

Why is this so funny to me? Because Sheldon doesn't like Penny. He didn't even want her to get him a Christmas gift. His reaction to the napkin is classic and will go down as the BEST and funniest episode of anything I've ever watched on TV.

Shake Ya Funny Make-Uh.. If They Bottled That Kinda Funny, I'd Buy It.

...shake it, shake it hard! OK, I hate commercials. That's really why I DVR most everything I watch. Simply to forward through all the crap they are trying to sell me that I can't buy. But, every once in a while there is a commercial that cracks my $hit up! Today, that one is the new AT&T commercial. Hands down one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I can't see it without cracking up. It's insanium in the cranium! So, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you...

You Were Arrested For What?

I had to steal this from Sammi, well because it's down right HIGH-larious! As you know, every state has laws we have to follow. Don't speed, don't kill your neighbor, you know the common sense stuff. But what about the ever so important stuff we don't hear about. Here are some of the dumbest laws in Florida.

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (I don't have to worry, we are done having kids)

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (Glad I just got to FL!)

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. (Again, glad I just got to FL, ROFL!)

It is illegal to sell your children. (Even on eBay?)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer,
as can the salon owner. (LOL, What?)

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Where would they place the parking ticket?)

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Once again, I'm glad we just got to FL! LOL j/k, he only wears those at home.)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Hey! I have 3 kids...shaving every day isn't an option!)

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (Yeeaaa...I don't think so.)

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (OOps!)

It is considered an offense to shower naked. (???)

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. (I'm callin' the feds on Rich!)

Oral sex is illegal. (I knew there was a reason I didn't do it!)

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (LMFAO!)

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. (As it should be! If only Scott Peterson had stolen a horse instead of just killing his pregnant wife!)

To find stupid laws in your state just check out http://www.dumblaws.com/ and make sure you post them so I can read all about it!!!