Not Me Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not bare it all on Thursday night and get a Brazilian wax. I mean I am an almost 30 year old mother of 3! There is no way I am doing something like that! Not Me!

I did not eat out entirely too much the past several days. Nope! Not a chance. I love to cook way too much, and I'm trying to lose weight. So there is absolutely no way I ate at home 2 times since Wednesday. Didn't happen. Not Me!

I was not a little giddy inside when the kitten ran away. Though he's not really a kitten anymore. He's a terrorizing heathen that beats and abuses Mia Meow (our 8 year old cat), and scratches my walls and furniture. I was sad for Justyn and I consoled him. Deep down I was not doing crazy 80's white girl dance moves! Nope, Not Me!

I did not buy Wii Fit yesterday without asking my husband. No way would I ever consider doing something so sneaky and undermining. I did not know he would definitely be mad and disappointed in me for putting something on my credit card after asking me not to. I did not feel super guilty about it. Nope, Not Me!

I did not start a 365 blog last week. Definitely not because I already have enough issues keeping up with this one. So it would be outrageous of me to start up another blog. There is no way I could handle that kind of commitment! No way, No how, Not Me!

I have not been praying for baby Stellan and the rest of the Mcks this past week. No way! Not someone like me who is unsure of her faith in the mighty. There is no way I put all those grudges aside and had a few one-on-one chats with the man upstairs. Nope, Not me!