Thursday, October 9

Dear McDonalds

I would really like to win some money. I have this tasty Diet Coke right here with 2 peel off Monopoly pieces. Would it be too much to ask to let me win? Just a couple thousand? It's not like you'd miss it. I mean, it's just a fraction of what I've invested in you over the course of my lifetime. Just this 1 teeny tiny time...can I please win some money???


DAMN YOU McDONALDS AND YOUR TASTY FRIES AND LOSING GAME PIECES!