Friday, September 26

You Were Arrested For What?

I had to steal this from Sammi, well because it's down right HIGH-larious! As you know, every state has laws we have to follow. Don't speed, don't kill your neighbor, you know the common sense stuff. But what about the ever so important stuff we don't hear about. Here are some of the dumbest laws in Florida.

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (I don't have to worry, we are done having kids)

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (Glad I just got to FL!)

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. (Again, glad I just got to FL, ROFL!)

It is illegal to sell your children. (Even on eBay?)

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer,
as can the salon owner. (LOL, What?)

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. (Where would they place the parking ticket?)

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. (Once again, I'm glad we just got to FL! LOL j/k, he only wears those at home.)

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. (Hey! I have 3 kids...shaving every day isn't an option!)

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (Yeeaaa...I don't think so.)

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P. (OOps!)

It is considered an offense to shower naked. (???)

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. (I'm callin' the feds on Rich!)

Oral sex is illegal. (I knew there was a reason I didn't do it!)

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (LMFAO!)

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. (As it should be! If only Scott Peterson had stolen a horse instead of just killing his pregnant wife!)

To find stupid laws in your state just check out and make sure you post them so I can read all about it!!!


tara said...

hahahaha, that is great! I'm going to go look MI's up now!

Michelle6979 said...

I just looked up Mew York's dumb laws and posted them on my blog, lol.