Ode To Bob Ross

Husband & Wife painting daughter's nursery....

Wife: Bob Ross would be so proud of me.

Husband: Bob Ross? The dude with the fro?

Wife: Yea!

Husband: Why do you know his name?!

Wife: Don't act like you didn't watch Bob Ross.

Husband: Bob Ross wouldn't be proud of you for painting a big wall white.

Wife: Uh huh!

Husband: Maybe if you were painting a tree with a shimmy, but monkeys could do what we're doing. Bob Ross would not be proud of you.

Wife: Well I think he would.

Husband: Ok Dear...